Ayam La kO~!!

e'eh! Salam kawan2 sy yg baik hati. *baik hati ka? well, decide it by urself la kan. ahahaha..eih? jangan tersesak nafas dengan tajuk sy ya. masa tulis entry nie sy tengah belasah sayap ayam. then sy letak sikit ja ketchup. ntah termakan biji lada pula. pedas dOw!! sy nda suka pedas!! huhuhuhu. :(


ok! act mau story pasal makhluk Tuhan nie. nda bha. act mau share something dengan kawan2 semua. yg sudi buka blOg sy yg nda seberapa nie. hehehehehe. :)


Diz is actually what i want to share.

How Women Think.

1. FINE !

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

2. FIVE MINUTES .

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

3. NOTHING .

This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

4. GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

5. GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) 

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

6. SOFT SIGH .

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

7. THAT'S OKAY .

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

8. GO AHEAD .

At some point in the near future! re, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

9. THANKS .

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".

Betul ka jgk nie. try think bout it la kan. mana tau some of words tu kan related dengan kamu. theres some lagi bha. knp? penat sdh baca ka? :) sabar...

sy macam mau setuju dgn next sharing story nie. hahahahaha!!

Women Are Difficult.

If you kiss her, 

you are not a gentleman 

If you don't, 

you are not a man

If you praise her, 

she thinks you are lying 

If you don't, 

you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, 

you are a wimp 

If you don't, 

you are not understanding

If you visit her often, 

she thinks you are boring 

If you don't, 

she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, 

she says you are a playboy 

If you don't, 

you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, 

she says it's bad 

If you don't, 

she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, 

she says you didn't respect her 

If you don't, 

she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, 

she complains it's hard to wait 

If she is late, 

she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, 

you're not putting in "quality time" 

If she is visited by another woman, 

"oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, 

she professes you are cold 

If you kiss her often, 

she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, 

you lack ethics 

If you do, 

she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, 

she accuses you of flirting 

If she is stared by other men, 

she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, 

she wants you to listen 

If you listen, 

she wants you to talk.

In short :

So simple, yet so complex.

So weak, yet powerful.

So confusing, yet so desirable..

So damning, yet so wonderful........WOMEN!

yet~!! i am women of the earth. hahahahahaha!!

and i will turn my world up side down. :)

my desire to live is higher than you imagine.

beware of me coz i will turn you out loud. 

Off to do my assignment . must sent it on monday . aaaah!! i hate monday but it will be my monitor for the whole week . hahahahaha!! jalga!! :)

Assalammualaikum.

lots of love : Kim Hwayoung.